Terrible Luck on eBay

I’m hunting for a new mixer. Specifically one with 12+ mic inputs (in case you know of a decent one for sale). I’ve come across two seemingly good deals on eBay.

First up was a Soundcraft EPM12. It’s pretty barebones, but cheap. It arrived packaged exceptionally well and was cosmetically pristine. Once lifted out of the box I heard a little piece of something tumbling around inside, never a good sign. I held on to hope and plugged it in any way. But it was clearly an ex-mixer. Thinking that it might be the fuse I turn my attention there and see that the fuse holder has be jimmied with quite a bit.

After returning the Soundcraft, I found an Allen & Heath Mixwizard 16:2 for a good price. I really like these boards: they have really good features and are very intuitive. It did power on … which was a good first step. I hooked it up to the rest of the PA and started checking all the functions. There was one important function not working. The right main output was dead.

I immediately contacted the seller and they offered to pay for repair or refund my money, my choice. I figured I might as well peek in and see if I can spot the problem. Within a few minutes I found the culprit. Someone had replaced one of the mounting screws for the right fader with a screw that was way too long. The screw contacted the circuit board of the fader and proceeded to break that end of the circuit board off. The real kick was the number of mismatched, rounded out screws that I found leading up to the actual problem. Just a sloppy ham fisted mess.

I’m opting for the refund and sending this thing back.

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How To: Cheap iPhone Tripod Mount

While it’s no Owle Bubo, this is a cheap and quick way to create a tripod mount for the iPhone.

Supplies and Tools

  • A case to sacrifice. I used an inexpensive one from Skullcandy.
  • 1 5×3″ piece of pre-drilled aluminum plate. Available at the hardware store.
  • Nylon push fasteners. Also at the hardware store. Make sure they go through the holes in the aluminum plate.
  • 1/4″-20 wingnut.
  • Adhesive. I used 3M Super 77.
  • Drill bit to make a 1/4″ hole. I used a Unibit which is great for this project.

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De-laming an SV650

For some reason, a subset of motorcyclists fight their bikes. They will take an innocent standard, roadster style motorcycle and adorn it with crap in an attempt to make it like a touring bike. For example, my old GS550 had a HUGE windshield and this crazy padded king and queen seat that made the bike nearly unrideable. The added drag of the windshield reduced the top speed by a good 10 MPH and the seat sacrificed rider room for the pillion. I’m a fairly compact guy and I was cramped with that big honking seat on there.

Nick’s recent SV650 was purchased in much the same state. Huge, ugly windshield; bar risers; low seat … and owned by a ridiculously tall guy! He even made mention that he might have liked it more if the bars were higher?! He clearly didn’t understand bike ergonomics.

The pictures below are before, mid-way, and after. This is a seriously cool bike that was nearly ruined by silly additions. Luckily, it’s been saved from a life that it was never meant to lead.

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Sympathetic

Sympathy weight is no joke!

Last year I lost 15 pounds and managed to maintain that until Jacey got pregnant. As her belly grew mine followed to the tune of 10 pounds. Somewhere in the 10 pounds is that crossover point between “hey, I don’t hate myself!” and “I HATE!” Jacey decided that she is ready to get back to our healthier pre-pregnancy diet and start working out again. That’s the motivation and support that I needed! We’re just 3 days back on and I already feel a million times better.

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Proficient Motorcycling

My motorcycle rider’s education was crude but effective. My dad offered up his chopper and the fenced yard area of our home. The instructions were simple, “Go as slow as you can toward the fence, do a U-turn. Go as slow as you can toward the house, do a U-turn the other way.”

Lesson two involved taking the same chopper up and down quarter-mile long gravel driveway that contained a creek crossing, a cattle guard, and many washed out ruts.

This method taught me a ton about clutch, brake, and throttle control as well as the basic mechanics of keeping a motorcycle balanced. Proficient Motorcycling handily covers all the finer points that Dad’s method didn’t.

After the first doom and gloom anecdotal story, David Hough jumps right into the nuts and bolts of we manage to keep these bobbling two wheelers on two wheels. Even though I know to countersteer, I didn’t understand the underlying mechanics which are explained clearly in this book. Each skill touched on in the book is given the same thorough but easy to understand treatment.

Mr. Hough does a great job of straddling the different sects of motorcyclists. Safety gear is talked about but the ATGATT (all the gear all the time) preachiness is avoided. The same line is straddled when it comes to addressing the riding styles of a squid on a sportbike riding a twisty road and a big tourer that just ambles down the highway.

Proficient Motorcycling should be on the reading list of every new motorcyclist as they will learn more skills in a few hours than they probably will in their first year of riding. Experienced motorcyclists, like myself, will gain some additional insight into the skills and habits that they have picked up in their time in the saddle.

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Dollar Fox Review

Ink KC just published a review of “Close to Home”, the debut record by Dollar Fox. Personally I like this part:

… the eight songs on “Close to Home” have a pleasing live, there-in-the-room feel … performed by a skilled group and recorded well.

While I bask in the glow of “recorded well”, I need to add that Patrick Meagher did a great job on the mastering.

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Evan’s First Haircut

It took 28 months, but Evan’s hair finally got long enough to need some attention. There were some seriously long pieces on the back of his head that had no corresponding hair on the front.

Jacey asked for some recommendations on Facebook for a good place to get his first haircut. One of her friends suggested Dave’s in Grain Valley mentioning the pedal car that’s used for a kids chair. This was perfect. Dave’s is decorated with cars and guitars on nearly every surface.

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Stars

My mom gave Evan this turtle shaped night light when he was born. The shell of the turtle has star and moon shapes cut out of it and there are LEDs inside that shine through the holes casting images of stars onto the ceiling and walls. It’s been a part of Evan’s night time ritual ever since he had a nightly routine.

The pictures and videos are all from my phone. The picture with the white border came out of the Hipstamatic app. The rest are using the standard camera app.

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Evan, Jacey, and Blocks

Lazy Saturday. Jacey was about 35 weeks pregnant. I couldn’t resist the light streaming in from the front window.

The first two pictures with heavy bokeh were taken with a Lensbaby. The third picture used a 50 mm Nikon f/1.8. The remaining were the kit lens that came with our Nikon D50, 28-80 mm f/3.5.

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Orange Bitters

As if there weren’t enough going on, today I started a new batch of orange bitters.

I shared a couple of oranges with Evan and chopped up the peels. We had cod and couscous last night leaving half of a lemon that would give up its flesh. I dried the peels in the oven at 250* for a couple of hours.

After the peels were dried I added them to a mixture consisting of 1 tablespoon each of allspice, coriander, juniper berries, and cloves and filled a pint jar with Svedka vodka.

In a few weeks I’ll  filter the infusion through coffee filter into dropper bottles and make some cocktails!

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